Confirmation

Hey! Thanks for confirming our time together. I meet by appointment and require a 25% security deposit for bookings sent via Venmo, CashApp, PayPal, Zelle, apps, mail (must send with tracking), my front desk, Uber delivery, or any other way you prefer. I'll set aside the time for you, block my schedule for you, and we'll enjoy our time together. This deposit became necessary to protect my schedule. I spend 1-2 hours getting everything ready for us- before our meeting, I shower, groom, dress up, and prepare the apartment for us. I have 100% 5-star reviews.

Uber or Lyft also deliver anything: envelopes, packages, magazines, folders, greeting cards, etc. You can put the security deposit inside something discreet, seal it, and ask Uber to deliver it to me.

Are you unsure how to use Venmo, Cashapp, PayPal, Uber, etc.? Ask your personal assistant for help, or google search "how to use CashApp".

Zelle, Venmo, CashApp, Paypal, Monero: please ask me for my email/details. Thanks!

When you pay me through the methods listed here, Venmo, CashApp, Coinbase Wallet, etc, I only see a transaction number, and no other information (you can use a nickname, or even just one letter as your desired name in those apps): so all the methods proposed here are confidential. :

Please send me a text after you have read this page and completed the deposit, thank you. I'm looking forward to getting together with you soon.

If you need further info about this, I copied and pasted the confirmation page below from another famous provider's confirmation page, and I'm putting it here because this was an old version of the confirmation page.

Confirmation

The following is something I send to everyone I get together with. Copying and pasting, nothing personal (posting here because it got too large for texting);

1) I'll always show up for our time together, and I keep my word. I'll set aside the time for you and block my schedule for you. This deposit unfortunately became necessary to protect my schedule. I have a degree, my time is valuable, and so is yours. I have 100% 5-star reviews, but unfortunately, clients don't have reviews. There are internet trolls out there who book just to not show up.

2) Once you send the deposit, I set time aside for you, block my schedule for you, and we'll be fully confirmed. This measure has to be in place to weed out people who are not serious about meeting. I'm serious about offering you a memorable time, and a great experience. Looking forward to it.

3) A few weeks ago, on a Wednesday, 5 guys canceled on me. And I hadn't booked anyone else, because they were scheduled. That's when I realized I needed this security deposit measure. What I offer is unique, and there are no other guys like me out there, so I've been doing a security deposit with every client ever since these 5 guys canceled on me. There are trolls out there who book just to not show up.

4) From a rational side, real professionals have no reason to steal from you, what's really valuable for a provider is seeing someone multiple times, not just one time, so everyone wants to keep a good reputation. It's not in my slightest interest to steal chump change, tarnish my reputation, when we can definitely meet 5 times, 10 times, more than that, etc. I have no reason to steal, not a single reason. Everyone I see books me again.

It's in my full interest to make the full amount, not just 25%, and get together multiple times. Moreover, I think we are going to have a great time too, and I love what I do.

5) I have 100% 5-star reviews. It's my full interest to make 100% of the donation, not just 25%, and to be the best I can so you'll want to see me multiple times. I'm a respected professional who's educated, I have strong standards, and you can fully trust me.

6) In order for us to have a high-quality time from the start, including starting from this text exchange, I strongly prefer you give me a vouch of trust (it'll make me like you more. When you insinuate I'm a scammer, that doesn't make me like you very much: not great for someone you're going to have sex with, so things already don't start off great).

7) I also prefer you make the deposit, so we get part of the rate out of the way smoothly, to make things the least transactional possible and focus on the good time/connection. All my clients pay me the deposit without a problem and I never, ever, ever flaked on anyone. I always show up.

8) I spend around 1-2 hours preparing for our meeting: showering, getting dressed, preparing things for the session, etc. Getting ready and having a no-show is frustrating. Please show up and let's have a good time.

Why my dentist/physician/etc don't require a security deposit?

Because they overbook patients. When you book me, I block my schedule for you, and only you, and I never overbook.

Does this work for you? Send me a text with your thoughts; thank you. I know this is plenty of text, so please re-read it, and I'm sure you can see Reason. I hope you can understand my side.

Thank you! See you soon.